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Paul White SSC Guru Points: 150467 More actions · Answer 1

Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)
I think NZ will be quite a problem for us. I haven't seen a good game yet.

I'm trying to stay realistic on that one - look what happened to the 'socceroos' against Germany.

(snigger)

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Dave Ballantyne SSC-Dedicated Points: 33667 More actions · Answer 2

Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.

http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx

Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....

Clear Sky SQL
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spaghettidba SSC Guru Points: 105732 More actions · Answer 3

Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)
Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx
Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....

Great! "I can't change the query, but, please, make it go faster!"

-- Gianluca Sartori

Dave Ballantyne SSC-Dedicated Points: 33667 More actions · Answer 4

I dont normally post other forums "posted questions getting worse" but this one i had to share.

http://social.msdn.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/transactsql/thread/ce4bc469-c62a-4751-8524-062cd67df730

Q1 ) How to make dateadd subtract.

Q2) How to subtract not 15 but 30 minutes.

I really really fear for this guys long term future.

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My Blog[/url]

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 5

Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)
Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx
Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....

Well he's got index scans, not seeks, so there is a slight possibility of getting some improvement, maybe.

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

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We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

Gail Shaw SSC Guru Points: 1004504 More actions · Answer 6

Jack Corbett (6/15/2010)
Been off-line for a couple weeks of vacation and have 1 more week left with intermittent internet access and when I am on-line I'm ranking abstracts for the DBA track for the Summit. Some really good ones and some not so good ones. I'm definitely learning what makes a good abstract by evaluating all of these. Should be a good Summit this year based on what I'm seeing though. Even without Gail being able to attend.:(

Would love to come, but got more important things to do this year.

On the plus side, I have nice ideas for abstracts to submit next year.

Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

We walk in the dark places no others will enter
We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

GabyYYZ SSCertifiable Points: 7913 More actions · Answer 7

G20 - Toronto - June 24-27, 2010

The countdown to madness has begun...*sigh*

Most expensive G8/20 meeting ever (about $1 billion).

Now I definitely would not consider myself bleeding heart liberal, although I tend to lean left, but going forward, if the government says they don't have money for much needed social programs/etc. in the future, those words will ring hollow.

Can you imagine the quality and amount of SQL Training I could have for $1 billion? 😀

Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

Greg Edwards-268690 SSC-Insane Points: 20680 More actions · Answer 8

Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)
I dont normally post other forums "posted questions getting worse" but this one i had to share.
http://social.msdn.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/transactsql/thread/ce4bc469-c62a-4751-8524-062cd67df730
Q1 ) How to make dateadd subtract.
Q2) How to subtract not 15 but 30 minutes.
I really really fear for this guys long term future.

So you don't want to take on a new project?:-P

Hopefully they will start getting it without inflicting damage somewhere.

Hard to resist (15+15)*-1 🙂

Greg E

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 735656 More actions · Answer 9

Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)
Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.
Are you experiencing the same?
Maybe too many people subscribed.

I wish that happened for me. I get one for every post.

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 735656 More actions · Answer 10

Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)
I dont normally post other forums "posted questions getting worse" but this one i had to share.
http://social.msdn.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/transactsql/thread/ce4bc469-c62a-4751-8524-062cd67df730
Q1 ) How to make dateadd subtract.
Q2) How to subtract not 15 but 30 minutes.
I really really fear for this guys long term future.

that. is. scary.

Makes me think I'll never have to work too hard for a job.

D.Oc SSCrazy Points: 2875 More actions · Answer 11

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spaghettidba SSC Guru Points: 105732 More actions · Answer 12

Steve Jones - Editor (6/16/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)
Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.
Are you experiencing the same?
Maybe too many people subscribed.
I wish that happened for me. I get one for every post.

:laugh:

(Hope you don't mind I sent you a new one just to see me laughing!)

-- Gianluca Sartori

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 13

Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)
Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.
Are you experiencing the same?
Maybe too many people subscribed.

Sometimes i get multiple notifications for the same post.

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Sioban Krzywicki One Orange Chip Points: 27770 More actions · Answer 14

CirquedeSQLeil (6/16/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)
Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.
Are you experiencing the same?
Maybe too many people subscribed.
Sometimes i get multiple notifications for the same post.

Well there's the problem, stop stealing his notifications! : -)

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Trey Staker SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4796 More actions · Answer 15

Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)
Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx
Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....

skcadavre's comment on that thread cracked me up to tears.

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