June 16, 2010 at 2:34 am
Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)
I think NZ will be quite a problem for us. I haven't seen a good game yet.
I'm trying to stay realistic on that one - look what happened to the 'socceroos' against Germany.
(snigger)
Paul White
SQLPerformance.com
SQLkiwi blog
@SQL_Kiwi
June 16, 2010 at 2:40 am
Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.
http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx
Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....
June 16, 2010 at 3:01 am
Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)
Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx
Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....
Great! "I can't change the query, but, please, make it go faster!"
-- Gianluca Sartori
June 16, 2010 at 3:03 am
I dont normally post other forums "posted questions getting worse" but this one i had to share.
Q1 ) How to make dateadd subtract.
Q2) How to subtract not 15 but 30 minutes.
I really really fear for this guys long term future.
June 16, 2010 at 3:16 am
Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)
Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx
Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....
Well he's got index scans, not seeks, so there is a slight possibility of getting some improvement, maybe.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
June 16, 2010 at 3:24 am
Jack Corbett (6/15/2010)
Been off-line for a couple weeks of vacation and have 1 more week left with intermittent internet access and when I am on-line I'm ranking abstracts for the DBA track for the Summit. Some really good ones and some not so good ones. I'm definitely learning what makes a good abstract by evaluating all of these. Should be a good Summit this year based on what I'm seeing though. Even without Gail being able to attend.:(
Would love to come, but got more important things to do this year.
On the plus side, I have nice ideas for abstracts to submit next year.
Gail Shaw
Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability
June 16, 2010 at 7:39 am
G20 - Toronto - June 24-27, 2010
The countdown to madness has begun...*sigh*
Most expensive G8/20 meeting ever (about $1 billion).
Now I definitely would not consider myself bleeding heart liberal, although I tend to lean left, but going forward, if the government says they don't have money for much needed social programs/etc. in the future, those words will ring hollow.
Can you imagine the quality and amount of SQL Training I could have for $1 billion? ๐
Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein
June 16, 2010 at 8:29 am
Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)
I dont normally post other forums "posted questions getting worse" but this one i had to share.Q1 ) How to make dateadd subtract.
Q2) How to subtract not 15 but 30 minutes.
I really really fear for this guys long term future.
So you don't want to take on a new project?:-P
Hopefully they will start getting it without inflicting damage somewhere.
Hard to resist (15+15)*-1 ๐
Greg E
June 16, 2010 at 8:34 am
Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)
Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.Are you experiencing the same?
Maybe too many people subscribed.
I wish that happened for me. I get one for every post.
June 16, 2010 at 8:36 am
Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)
I dont normally post other forums "posted questions getting worse" but this one i had to share.Q1 ) How to make dateadd subtract.
Q2) How to subtract not 15 but 30 minutes.
I really really fear for this guys long term future.
that. is. scary.
Makes me think I'll never have to work too hard for a job.
June 16, 2010 at 8:41 am
If anyone missed 24H of PASS
http://www.sqlpass.org/LearningCenter/24Hours.aspx
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"It takes 15 minutes to learn the game and a lifetime to master"
"Share your knowledge. It's a way to achieve immortality."
June 16, 2010 at 8:44 am
Steve Jones - Editor (6/16/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)
Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.Are you experiencing the same?
Maybe too many people subscribed.
I wish that happened for me. I get one for every post.
:laugh:
(Hope you don't mind I sent you a new one just to see me laughing!)
-- Gianluca Sartori
June 16, 2010 at 8:51 am
Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)
Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.Are you experiencing the same?
Maybe too many people subscribed.
Sometimes i get multiple notifications for the same post.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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June 16, 2010 at 9:00 am
CirquedeSQLeil (6/16/2010)
Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)
Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.Are you experiencing the same?
Maybe too many people subscribed.
Sometimes i get multiple notifications for the same post.
Well there's the problem, stop stealing his notifications! : -)
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June 16, 2010 at 9:36 am
Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)
Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx
Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....
skcadavre's comment on that thread cracked me up to tears.
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