Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)


    I think NZ will be quite a problem for us. I haven't seen a good game yet.

    I'm trying to stay realistic on that one - look what happened to the 'socceroos' against Germany.

    (snigger)

  • Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx

    Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....



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  • Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)


    Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx

    Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....

    Great! "I can't change the query, but, please, make it go faster!"

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • I dont normally post other forums "posted questions getting worse" but this one i had to share.

    http://social.msdn.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/transactsql/thread/ce4bc469-c62a-4751-8524-062cd67df730

    Q1 ) How to make dateadd subtract.

    Q2) How to subtract not 15 but 30 minutes.

    I really really fear for this guys long term future.



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  • Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)


    Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx

    Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....

    Well he's got index scans, not seeks, so there is a slight possibility of getting some improvement, maybe.

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  • Jack Corbett (6/15/2010)


    Been off-line for a couple weeks of vacation and have 1 more week left with intermittent internet access and when I am on-line I'm ranking abstracts for the DBA track for the Summit. Some really good ones and some not so good ones. I'm definitely learning what makes a good abstract by evaluating all of these. Should be a good Summit this year based on what I'm seeing though. Even without Gail being able to attend.:(

    Would love to come, but got more important things to do this year.

    On the plus side, I have nice ideas for abstracts to submit next year.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

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  • G20 - Toronto - June 24-27, 2010

    The countdown to madness has begun...*sigh*

    Most expensive G8/20 meeting ever (about $1 billion).

    Now I definitely would not consider myself bleeding heart liberal, although I tend to lean left, but going forward, if the government says they don't have money for much needed social programs/etc. in the future, those words will ring hollow.

    Can you imagine the quality and amount of SQL Training I could have for $1 billion? ๐Ÿ˜€

    Gaby________________________________________________________________"In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not." - Albert Einstein

  • Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)


    I dont normally post other forums "posted questions getting worse" but this one i had to share.

    http://social.msdn.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/transactsql/thread/ce4bc469-c62a-4751-8524-062cd67df730

    Q1 ) How to make dateadd subtract.

    Q2) How to subtract not 15 but 30 minutes.

    I really really fear for this guys long term future.

    So you don't want to take on a new project?:-P

    Hopefully they will start getting it without inflicting damage somewhere.

    Hard to resist (15+15)*-1 ๐Ÿ™‚

    Greg E

  • Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)


    Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.

    Are you experiencing the same?

    Maybe too many people subscribed.

    I wish that happened for me. I get one for every post.

  • Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)


    I dont normally post other forums "posted questions getting worse" but this one i had to share.

    http://social.msdn.microsoft.com/Forums/en-US/transactsql/thread/ce4bc469-c62a-4751-8524-062cd67df730

    Q1 ) How to make dateadd subtract.

    Q2) How to subtract not 15 but 30 minutes.

    I really really fear for this guys long term future.

    that. is. scary.

    Makes me think I'll never have to work too hard for a job.

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    Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)


    Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.

    Are you experiencing the same?

    Maybe too many people subscribed.

    I wish that happened for me. I get one for every post.

    :laugh:

    (Hope you don't mind I sent you a new one just to see me laughing!)

    -- Gianluca Sartori

  • Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)


    Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.

    Are you experiencing the same?

    Maybe too many people subscribed.

    Sometimes i get multiple notifications for the same post.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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    Gianluca Sartori (6/16/2010)


    Totally different subject: I get 1 notification every 10 or 20 posts on THE THREAD.

    Are you experiencing the same?

    Maybe too many people subscribed.

    Sometimes i get multiple notifications for the same post.

    Well there's the problem, stop stealing his notifications! : -)

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  • Dave Ballantyne (6/16/2010)


    Damn Damn Damn, ive mislaid my sql magic wand.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/FindPost937995.aspx

    Perhaps if i shouted at the server .....

    skcadavre's comment on that thread cracked me up to tears.

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