Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Put down the keyboard and back away slowly and noone will get hurt...

    How do you think this OP would do in our mock interview?

  • Oh Damn... He wouldnt even escape my wrath.....

    -Roy

  • ... just close your eyes and use the force ...

    Meanwhile, watch out for that SQL Biible approaching your head at a high velocity



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  • Be nice. He's new at this. (apparently)

    Edit: Or maybe not. How have I managed to not notice this guy so far?

    Alvin Ramard (2/19/2009)


    Meanwhile, watch out for that SQL Biible approaching your head at a high velocity

    Think the impact will transfer any information?

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Lynn Pettis (2/19/2009)


    Put down the keyboard and back away slowly and noone will get hurt...

    How do you think this OP would do in our mock interview?

    He's one of about three people I've ever given up on helping. Take a look at the threads he's started, you'll figure out why.

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  • He used to work in the white house? :crazy:

    "I used to work at the White house in Washington DC, but I decide to change my career after a long time in ..........

    Thank you for your helps.....I am at the learning stage to be an expert like you."

    I hope he was not working in the intelligence department...:P

    -Roy

  • Roy Ernest (2/19/2009)


    He used to work in the white house? :crazy:

    "I used to work at the White house in Washington DC, but I decide to change my career after a long time in ..........

    Thank you for your helps.....I am at the learning stage to be an expert like you."

    I hope he was not working in the intelligence department...:P

    No one ever said that it takes intelligence to work in the White House ;).

    I've only replied to him once and it was as simple one. I've read a couple other posts and moved on.

  • GilaMonster (2/19/2009)


    Be nice. He's new at this. (apparently)

    Edit: Or maybe not. How have I managed to not notice this guy so far?

    Alvin Ramard (2/19/2009)


    Meanwhile, watch out for that SQL Biible approaching your head at a high velocity

    Think the impact will transfer any information?

    Oh, it'll transfer information all right. It won't transfer any SQL Server knowledge though.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • Jack Corbett (2/19/2009)


    Roy Ernest (2/19/2009)


    He used to work in the white house? :crazy:

    "I used to work at the White house in Washington DC, but I decide to change my career after a long time in ..........

    Thank you for your helps.....I am at the learning stage to be an expert like you."

    I hope he was not working in the intelligence department...:P

    No one ever said that it takes intelligence to work in the White House ;).

    I've only replied to him once and it was as simple one. I've read a couple other posts and moved on.

    Nor does he say what he did in the White House.

  • Lynn Pettis (2/19/2009)


    Put down the keyboard and back away slowly and noone will get hurt...

    How do you think this OP would do in our mock interview?

    I'm going in. This could be fun.

    "The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood"
    - Theodore Roosevelt

    Author of:
    SQL Server Execution Plans
    SQL Server Query Performance Tuning

  • GilaMonster (2/19/2009)


    Be nice. He's new at this. (apparently)

    Edit: Or maybe not. How have I managed to not notice this guy so far?

    Alvin Ramard (2/19/2009)


    Meanwhile, watch out for that SQL Biible approaching your head at a high velocity

    Think the impact will transfer any information?

    Sorry I am, but near computers some should not.

  • Grant Fritchey (2/19/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (2/19/2009)


    Put down the keyboard and back away slowly and noone will get hurt...

    How do you think this OP would do in our mock interview?

    I'm going in. This could be fun.

    If your not back in an hour we'll send out search and rescue!

  • Steve,

    Back to your question about changes to SSC. Not sure, but someone else may have mentioned this, but knowing who started a thread in the Active Threads view would be nice.

  • Lynn Pettis (2/19/2009)


    Back to your question about changes to SSC. Not sure, but someone else may have mentioned this, but knowing who started a thread in the Active Threads view would be nice.

    Yes, that would be very useful.

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass
  • Grant Fritchey (2/19/2009)


    Lynn Pettis (2/19/2009)


    Put down the keyboard and back away slowly and noone will get hurt...

    How do you think this OP would do in our mock interview?

    I'm going in. This could be fun.

    Mind the quicksand...

    Gail Shaw
    Microsoft Certified Master: SQL Server, MVP, M.Sc (Comp Sci)
    SQL In The Wild: Discussions on DB performance with occasional diversions into recoverability

    We walk in the dark places no others will enter
    We stand on the bridge and no one may pass

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