Are the posted questions getting worse?

  • Ahh. I saw the thread asking about good Universities but didn't open it up.

    Thanks Gail.

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  • Gail, now that you are more active in the forums again, does this mean that you are done with school for a bit?

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (5/7/2010)


    Gail, now that you are more active in the forums again, does this mean that you are done with school for a bit?

    No. Thesis is due end of the year and it's going to take til the end of the year. I have no classes or exams, haven't had since the 1st year of this. I took a break mostly because I needed a break from the forums.

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  • I see a trip to the TitD in the near future.

  • Some times you have to wonder[/b] how some people actually get jobs working with computers.

  • Here's the Oracle-SQL conversion problem. Maybe stay out for now, we're getting nowhere fast and I don't think adding more people nagging for table defs is going to help.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic915299-145-1.aspx (Warning. 28 posts and still going nowhere)

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  • Okay, Gail, I'll stay out as far as posting but I still want to see what it is about.

  • Lynn Pettis (5/7/2010)


    I see a trip to the TitD in the near future.

    I feel for you Lynn. It's like pulling teeth in there... 🙁

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  • GilaMonster (5/7/2010)


    Here's the Oracle-SQL conversion problem. Maybe stay out for now, we're getting nowhere fast and I don't think adding more people nagging for table defs is going to help.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic915299-145-1.aspx (Warning. 28 posts and still going nowhere)

    Aye...I think there is a language barrier.

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  • CirquedeSQLeil (5/7/2010)


    GilaMonster (5/7/2010)


    Here's the Oracle-SQL conversion problem. Maybe stay out for now, we're getting nowhere fast and I don't think adding more people nagging for table defs is going to help.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic915299-145-1.aspx (Warning. 28 posts and still going nowhere)

    Aye...I think there is a language barrier.

    Yea, Oracle <> T-SQL. 😛

  • Lynn Pettis (5/7/2010)


    CirquedeSQLeil (5/7/2010)


    GilaMonster (5/7/2010)


    Here's the Oracle-SQL conversion problem. Maybe stay out for now, we're getting nowhere fast and I don't think adding more people nagging for table defs is going to help.

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/Forums/Topic915299-145-1.aspx (Warning. 28 posts and still going nowhere)

    Aye...I think there is a language barrier.

    Yea, Oracle <> T-SQL. 😛

    table <> variable

    I think his native language is French and he is missing a lot of the English. That could be confusing some things.

    Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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  • WayneS (5/7/2010)


    Lynn Pettis (5/7/2010)


    I see a trip to the TitD in the near future.

    I feel for you Lynn. It's like pulling teeth in there... 🙁

    Think, I do, that scared him off. No reply as yet to my last post.

  • GilaMonster (5/7/2010)


    ...

    No. Thesis is due end of the year and it's going to take til the end of the year. I have no classes or exams, haven't had since the 1st year of this. I took a break mostly because I needed a break from the forums.

    I truly hope you didn't invest all the addtl. hours gained from your off-forum-time in your thesis...



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  • Lynn Pettis (5/7/2010)


    Yea, Oracle <> T-SQL.

    Impossible to say, at least in my case, since Oracle is NULL. :w00t:

  • Lynn Pettis (5/7/2010)


    I see a trip to the TitD in the near future.

    C'mon Lynn, you can't expect the OP to give you both a business plan and a proper test pack, now can you 😀

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