January 14, 2013 at 8:15 am
January 14, 2013 at 9:25 am
I hear mercs get paid pretty good
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January 14, 2013 at 10:47 am
Hmm, let's see, I'm not a very good shot, so I should look at getting something full-auto capable and go for the "spray and pray" method, plus body armor (the wife would kill me if I got shot,) advertising (hmmm,) plus other expenses...
HEY, here's an idea! Maybe a bunch of us could go in together on this, have advertising copy something like this:
"In 2013 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a system administrators court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the IT underground. Today, still wanted by the IT Department, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the SQL-Team."
😀
(Apologies to anyone who needs a new keyboard after that)
January 14, 2013 at 10:50 am
Escorts are well paid, have flexible hours, and can be full time or part time.
January 14, 2013 at 10:51 am
jasona.work (1/14/2013)
Hmm, let's see, I'm not a very good shot, so I should look at getting something full-auto capable and go for the "spray and pray" method, plus body armor (the wife would kill me if I got shot,) advertising (hmmm,) plus other expenses...HEY, here's an idea! Maybe a bunch of us could go in together on this, have advertising copy something like this:
"In 2013 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a system administrators court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the IT underground. Today, still wanted by the IT Department, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the SQL-Team."
😀
(Apologies to anyone who needs a new keyboard after that)
LOL
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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SQL RNNR
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January 14, 2013 at 11:02 am
Michael Valentine Jones (1/14/2013)
Escorts are well paid, have flexible hours, and can be full time or part time.
Hmm, maybe I can get the wife to take that up as a second job...
I'd have to pay people to be their escort...
:ermm:
January 14, 2013 at 11:34 am
I had a line on a job in Kabul. 35% "danger" pay. Not sure it's worth it, though that car looks nice.
January 15, 2013 at 8:48 am
That's a sweet Corvette.
I recommend going halfsies: merc by day, escort by night?
You'd get danger AND excitement, all in one easy package!
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