5000 posts....new contest
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lithium.. isnt that the next release of MS SQL SERVER STEVE JONES EDITION...
where
the failed transcations just wait till things are at a better time and place sociallly rather than roll back.
the backups really are not ever bad... they just are 'not feeling all that great'... and will be better once the DBCC feelbetter command line extension of eseutil is run.
the database connections come in 'groovy', 'not into it' and 'what a bummer' statuses.
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I think it is a food additive mainly used in Canada which causes "mad cow" disease, (or that angry cow syndrome?)
I wasn't born stupid - I had to study.
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yup its a long road sometimes.
as an aside ...The longest road in the world is " Yonge Street, which is listed as a whopping 1,178 miles (1,896 km) in length -- roughly the distance from San Diego, California, to Seattle, Washington. It starts on the Toronto lakeshore and winds its way northwesterly along Highway 11 to Rainy River, Ontario, at the Minnesota border. "
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choose number one.
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Thanks for the link GPF^....were you lying when you said "Popcans and such circle around me in a nice orbit." or is that someone else who's borrowed your tshirt ?!?!
...and who guillotined you ?!
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Well with a face like mine ... I didn't want to cause any undue consternation.
And i feel the shirt is a little tight on me... they are nice though. They make me look SMRT.
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"..THEY...are nice.." ?!?! How many did you get ?!?!?!?!?!?!
As for causing any consternation...."constern away..." - might get me out of my stupor..
'sides - everyone can do with a good laugh to start our day!
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...and who guillotined you ?! Well, sushila, half a pic is better than none
How about you posting a pic of yourself then
or better still making it your avatar
Far away is close at hand in the images of elsewhere.
Anon. -
How many am I worth?
I thought maybe they didn't have a pool cover size so they would instead send me a couple at least to cover each arm.
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David - would if I could - as it happens you've stolen my picture and are using it as your avatar...
GPF^...so you got TWO...MORE THAN 2...?!?! How about some #s ?! Now I can't figure out if Steve's trying to "shut you up" once & for all for the # of times you harangued him for tshirts...or whether he's encouraging you to keep us all entertained with your wit and whimsy...?!?!
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i dont know what harangued means... but it sounds serious...
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NAH.. - it's no more serious than harass...it's all a matter of the "stress factor"...
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You just want my tshirt... for your own meglomaniac purposes ..which probably include summoning circle of thorns (I play way too much city of heroes) to dispense womans wrath and vengenance across the 'fountainhead' patriarchical madness that women are expected to clean up and forthwith replace the current 'sullied' socio economic model with one better affrirmed by the proper form of administration by the Queens, Empresses (i), Vicereines and various Duchesses that kept the world just proper.
But i must keep the true tshirt for myself and keep it safe.
Written on the collar under the washing instructions can only be read once it comes out of the dryer written in an old clipper dialect is the following :
"One shirt to rule them all, One shirt to find them, One shirt to bring them all and in the darkness bind them "
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"Lord" - you might as well be speaking in parseltongue for all that I have been able to glean from your ramblings...
the only salvo I can hurl back..."....know when to fold 'em (the tshirts ???)...know when to walk away...know when to run..."...I'm RUNNING right now....
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has anyone noticed the 'dip' in the world SQL Server knowledge base (since this thread started) ...
RegardsRudy KomacsarSenior Database Administrator"Ave Caesar! - Morituri te salutamus."
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