humor

SQLServerCentral Editorial

The DBA's Twelve Days of Christmas

  • Editorial

On the first day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me A table with a primary key On the second day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the third day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Three stored procs […]

(4)

You rated this post out of 5. Change rating

2025-12-24 (first published: )

358 reads

Blogs

Webinar: Navigating the Database Landscape in 2026

By

For a number of years, we’ve produced the State of the Database Landscape report,...

Claude AI Convinced Me Not to Build an iPad App

By

I coach volleyball and I do a lot of stat stuff on paper. I...

A New Word: Dolorblindness

By

dolorblindness – n. the frustration that you’ll never be able to understand another person’s...

Read the latest Blogs

Forums

Data Warehouse Toolkit meets Star Schema: The Complete Reference

By pietlinden

Is there a good syllabus for reading these two together? (Yes, it's called the...

GPX distance and time analysis in SQL Server

By Cláudio Tereso

Comments posted to this topic are about the item GPX distance and time analysis...

The DBA is Dead; Long Live the DBA

By Steve Jones - SSC Editor

Comments posted to this topic are about the item The DBA is Dead; Long...

Visit the forum

Question of the Day

Changing the AG Listener

In SQL Server 2025, if I want to remove an IP from a listener, what do I do?

See possible answers