2019-12-25
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humor
The DBA's Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me A table with a primary key On the second day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Two Foreign Keys, and A table with a primary key On the third day of Christmas my new DBA sent to me Three stored procs […]
2025-12-24 (first published: 2019-12-24)
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2019-05-27
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Canine Corgi Completion Contest
Steve is putting on a new contest for you with some fun prizes. Put on your creative hat and submit an entry. Contest ends April 21, 2019.
2019-04-17 (first published: 2019-04-15)
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2019-04-01
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Blogs
Webinar: Navigating the Database Landscape in 2026
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What's the Date?
In SQL Server 2025, there is a new function that returns the current date without the time. What is it?
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