Upcoming speaking engagements
Ayyyy, matey being that today is the International Speak Like a Pirate Day I thought it was appropriate to post some future...
2012-09-19
362 reads
John Sterrett
#TSQL2Day – A Day in the Life of A Service DBA
Today I am excited to join in with my #sqlfamily and participate in this months #tsql2day throw down. This month Erin...
2012-07-18
443 reads
Stress Testing Stored Procedures with Free Tools
I currently have a presentation named Performance Tuning for Pirates. This presentation goes over using several free tools to help...
2012-07-12
1,280 reads
First SQL Server UG Meeting in Harrisburg, PA
If you work with SQL Server and live in the Harrisburg area I have some great news for you. The...
2012-07-09
648 reads
Free Training: Performance Tuning with Free Tools!
This week I have two presentations on my schedule. I get to give my Performance Tuning for Pirates presentation twice...
2012-06-28
1,381 reads
Getting Inspired with SQL Someday
Recently, I caught my during a kickoff with a new client saying, “Hello I am John, and I love SQL....
2012-05-10
489 reads
Let’s Meetup [Updated]!
I have a confession to make. I like to meet people who also work with SQL Server. There are so...
2012-04-17
673 reads
Blogs
My 2024 in Data: Music
By Steve Jones
This is my last week of the year working (I guess I come back...
A New Word: Suente
By Steve Jones
suente– n. the state of being so familiar with someone that you can be...
Side Projects
Anyone (everyone?) who has ever tried to learn a programming language knows that to...
Forums
Timeout Error while executing a TSQL statement in Sql server Express Edition
I am getting the below error when I execute a SQL command in SQL...
Timeout Error while executing a TSQL statement in Sql server Express Edition
I am getting the below error when I execute a SQL command in SQL...
Sql script replace and rearrange numbers
Hi everyone. I have this table and this information. (left side of the image)...