Execute at source, and will generate an output with TSQL commands to create temp tables filled with top 50 long lasting queries from all databases.
Then execute output at destination and will do the same and show comparison of matching queries!!
2016-12-19 (first published: 2016-12-06)
830 reads
This script exports to a text file the creation text of the stored procedures of your database. If you want, you can change the script to export the text of views or functions.
2004-03-29
501 reads
With this function you can recover from your table all the password save encripted with another function posted before (check this site to find the script). The function recieves an encripted password and changes every character to return the right password.
2004-03-18
528 reads
If you need to save password for you application in tables, with this function you can save them encripted. And with another published function (check the page to find the script) you can desencript it. The function receives the password, modifies every character and returns the encripted password.
2004-03-18
585 reads
Like sp_who2 but this one let's you specify to filter by spid, login, hostname and dbname.Like any system procedure, can be executed from any database.
2004-03-18
9,501 reads
This function allows you to capture the next valid error number to use in the sp_addmessage sp. No matter hoy much user errors you have define, you will always get the next available error number.
2004-02-27
113 reads
This one is For SQL 2000.This SP enable,disable or list all the Triggers in the given database.If enable or disable are specified, finds all the triggers of all the tablesand enable or disable them, After that, it list all the triggers with it´s current state.If List is specified, then it only list the triggers with […]
2002-09-19
674 reads
This sp translate all the numeric info from sysindexes and translate it into text. Also, can generate a log file to later view.Is like the one I posted before, but this one is for SQL 2000.
2002-09-17
828 reads
This SP enable,disable or list all the Triggers in the given database.If enable or disable are specified, finds all the triggers of all the tablesand enable or disable them, After that, it list all the triggers with it´s current state.If List is specified, then it only list the triggers with it current state. I didn't […]
2002-09-16
593 reads
Similar to the script posted before, but this one is for system tables with indexes, not for user tables.
2002-09-13
703 reads
By Steve Jones
I had mentioned some new T-SQL functions for SQL Server 2022 and a commenter...
This post comes off the back of my last, where I looked at issues...
By Vinay Thakur
As this is an Artificial Intelligence (AI) World, things are changing. We can see that...
In today’s connected world, a reliable network is the backbone of any successful business....
A while into install I get a Microsoft OLE DB Driver for SQL Server....
Comments posted to this topic are about the item More Funny SELECTs
What does this code return?
SELECT
( SELECT COUNT (*), MAX(soh.OrderDate) AS latestorder
FROM Sales.SalesOrderHeader AS soh
WHERE
soh.OrderDate > '01/01/2011'
AND soh.OrderDate < '01/01/2012') AS OrdersIn2000
, ( SELECT COUNT (*), MAX(soh.OrderDate) AS latestorder
FROM Sales.SalesOrderHeader AS soh
WHERE
soh.OrderDate > '01/01/2012'
AND soh.OrderDate < '01/01/2013') AS OrdersIn2001
, ( SELECT COUNT (*), MAX(soh.OrderDate) AS latestorder
FROM Sales.SalesOrderHeader AS soh
WHERE
soh.OrderDate > '01/01/2013'
AND soh.OrderDate < '01/01/2014') AS OrdersIn2002;
GO See possible answers