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The Twleve Days of Christmas

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Merry Christmas!

12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

A 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the second day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the third day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Three linked servers,

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the fourth day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Four UDFs,

Three linked servers,

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the fifth day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Five C-T-Es

Four UDFs,

Three linked servers,

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the sixth day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Six Safe Assemblies

Five C-T-Es

Four UDFs,

Three linked servers,

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the seventh day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Seven Queries for Tuning,

Six Safe Assemblies

Five C-T-Es

Four UDFs,

Three linked servers,

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the eighth day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Eight files for restoring

Seven Queries for Tuning,

Six Safe Assemblies

Five C-T-Es

Four UDFs,

Three linked servers,

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the ninth day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Nine Views for viewing

Eight files for restoring

Seven Queries for Tuning,

Six Safe Assemblies

Five C-T-Es

Four UDFs,

Three linked servers,

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the tenth day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Ten cups of coffee

Nine Views for viewing

Eight files for restoring

Seven Queries for Tuning,

Six Safe Assemblies

Five C-T-Es

Four UDFs,

Three linked servers,

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the eleventh day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Eleven New tables

Ten cups of coffee

Nine Views for viewing

Eight files for restoring

Seven Queries for Tuning,

Six Safe Assemblies

Five C-T-Es

Four UDFs,

Three linked servers,

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

On the twelfth day of Christmas

my manager sent to me

Twelve Databases to drop

Eleven New tables

Ten cups of coffee

Nine Views for viewing

Eight files for restoring

Seven Queries for Tuning,

Six Safe Assemblies

Five C-T-Es

Four UDFs,

Three linked servers,

Two After Triggers

And a 64-bit laptop, new and free

Steve Jones

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