@TrumpDBA!

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@TrumpDBA!

Wayne West

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April 25, 2016 at 9:52 am

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Why would you need database advice from anywhere or anyone else?!
https://twitter.com/trumpdba
ETA: This post was probably written for Jeff:
RBAR is more work. More work means MORE JOBS FOR AMERICA! Only I can do that.
#MakeCursorsGreatAgain
(no, I'm not trying to start a political discussion -- I just wanted to point out a funny site)
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Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 1

IMO, that account is hilarious. 😀

Luis C.
General Disclaimer:
Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

Eirikur Eiriksson SSC Guru Points: 182915 More actions · Answer 2

Eirikur Eiriksson

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April 25, 2016 at 10:14 am

#1874300

TRUNCATE TABLE PEOPLE.TRUMP

😎

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004406 More actions · Answer 3

Wayne West (4/25/2016)
Why would you need database advice from anywhere or anyone else?!
https://twitter.com/trumpdba[/url]
ETA: This post was probably written for Jeff:
RBAR is more work. More work means MORE JOBS FOR AMERICA! Only I can do that.
#MakeCursorsGreatAgain
(no, I'm not trying to start a political discussion -- I just wanted to point out a funny site)

Someone took it down. I'm getting a "page doesn't exist" error. If it's because I don't have a twitter account, I'll never see it because I'll never have a twitter account. Trust me! I guarantee it! 😉

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Jeff Moden SSC Guru Points: 1004406 More actions · Answer 4

Ah... got in. The link had some strange characters at the end. Remove those and you're in. Heh... "Trust me! I Guarantee IT!" 😀

I did get a really cool quote out of it. Granny used to say "Mind the Pennies and the Dollars will take care of themselves". I 'bout fell outa' ma chair when I saw...

Trump DBA ?@TrumpDBA · Mar 6
[font="Arial Black"]Prevent the downtimes and the uptimes will take care of themselves.
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Oddly enough, March 6th is Michelangelo's birthday. Remember that virus back in the '80s?

--Jeff Moden

RBAR is pronounced "ree-bar" and is a "Modenism" for Row-By-Agonizing-Row.
First step towards the paradigm shift of writing Set Based code:
________Stop thinking about what you want to do to a ROW... think, instead, of what you want to do to a COLUMN.

Change is inevitable... Change for the better is not.

Helpful Links:
How to post code problems
How to Post Performance Problems
Create a Tally Function (fnTally)

Wayne West SSC-Insane Points: 22586 More actions · Answer 5

Yeah, I had a problem in the URL which I thought I'd fixed yesterday, turned out my fix was incomplete. It should now be good. That's what I get for never having had a proper test environmehnt. :hehe:

Yeah, faint bells for the Michelangelo virus. That didn't hit us too hard. We narrowly avoided the I Love You virus: I told our network guy at 7am when it hit Slashdot and we went and unplugged the external port on our firewall. The City, which was our upstream connection, got hit HARD.

Whoever is doing this TrumpDBA is doing quite a good job. I'm surprised at their expertise at those things DBA as Twitter lists their birthday as 1/1/1900, and everything on the Internet must be true, mustn't it? 😀 116 year old DBAs: that should be an automatic MVP.

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Luis Cazares SSC Guru Points: 183706 More actions · Answer 6

Jeff Moden (4/25/2016)
Oddly enough, March 6th is Michelangelo's birthday. Remember that virus back in the '80s?

I remember that I was born in the 80's 😀

I only remember the Friday the 13th (Jerusalem) virus.

Luis C.
General Disclaimer:
Are you seriously taking the advice and code from someone from the internet without testing it? Do you at least understand it? Or can it easily kill your server?

How to post data/code on a forum to get the best help: Option 1 / Option 2

xsevensinzx One Orange Chip Points: 25560 More actions · Answer 7

Oh man, I'm dying....

I'm deeply religious. I believe a lot of things. One belief: separation of code and data. #MakeDataGreatAgain

Steve Jones - SSC Editor SSC Guru Points: 736478 More actions · Answer 8

Steve Jones - SSC Editor

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April 26, 2016 at 9:03 am

#1874662

I love @trumpdba. Follow him/her on Twitter for laughs.

Andrew..Peterson SSCertifiable Points: 6838 More actions · Answer 9

Wayne West (4/25/2016)
Why would you need database advice from anywhere or anyone else?!
https://twitter.com/trumpdba
ETA: This post was probably written for Jeff:
RBAR is more work. More work means MORE JOBS FOR AMERICA! Only I can do that.
#MakeCursorsGreatAgain
(no, I'm not trying to start a political discussion -- I just wanted to point out a funny site)

#MakeCursorsGreatAgain

Who loves you? Oracle loves you!

The more you are prepared, the less you need it.

Terje Hermanseter SSCarpal Tunnel Points: 4855 More actions · Answer 10

He-he, this account is hilarious! As an european this had me laughing so hard:

"Besides the firewall I'm working on a comprehensive foreign key policy. Going to use AMERICAN keys instead!"

:-D:-D:-D