I blame Aaron Bertrand (b/t) and Kevin Kline (b/t). Aaron who posted a great #BackToBasics blog about naming stored procedures and Kevin who tweeted about it.
It’s not my fault. I had to be sarcastic. I had to mention the correct naming standard for stored procedures.
usp_DBAName_GUID_purpose_GUID2_createdate_VersionNumber
It’s certainly not my fault I made a flip comment about emoji’s in SQL Server. It’s entirly Aaron’s for showing me it could be done. But now I just have to use them.
Introducing my new comment block.
I copied and pasted the emoji’s from here. Oh, and here is my new test database.
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You can see how it’s all Aaron and Kevin’s fault right?
Edit:
Ok, this seemed like an important quick addition to this post:
¯\_(?)_/¯
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