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sqlstad SSCrazy Points: 2484 More actions · Answer 1

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July 15, 2009 at 2:03 am

Funny !!

Rachel Byford Hall of Fame Points: 3437 More actions · Answer 2

This is so funny because I feel just like the robot!

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July 15, 2009 at 9:50 am

Good to hear! look for the robot in future strips.

Charles Kincaid SSChampion Points: 13593 More actions · Answer 4

So about the robot babysitter. Let's make sure that it does not have a DBA brain.

Or just don't name your baby TABLE.

ATBCharles Kincaid

Noel McKinney Hall of Fame Points: 3452 More actions · Answer 5

Derek the robot will do DBCC CHECKDB REPAIR_ALLOW_DATA_LOSS in the next strip, just to be sure his work is done.

Charles Kincaid SSChampion Points: 13593 More actions · Answer 6

Noel McKinney (7/15/2009)
Derek the robot will do DBCC CHECKDB REPAIR_ALLOW_DATA_LOSS in the next strip, just to be sure his work is done.

I can hear him now.

"Data Integrity Found! Ex-ter-min-ate! Ex-ter-min-ate!"

(Oh, wait. It's Derek the robot. My bad.)

ATBCharles Kincaid

sqlstad SSCrazy Points: 2484 More actions · Answer 7

Derek the robot will probably do this:

BACKUP LOG dbname WITH TRUNCATE_ONLY

DBCC SHRINKFILE(dbname_Log, 1)

And then suddenly remind itself that the database has become corrupt 😉

Rachel Byford Hall of Fame Points: 3437 More actions · Answer 8

I think you're all being rather mean to Derek - his was a perfectly reasonable response!

Charles Kincaid SSChampion Points: 13593 More actions · Answer 9

Rachel Byford (7/16/2009)
I think you're all being rather mean to Derek - his was a perfectly reasonable response!

From his pont of view, agreed.

ATBCharles Kincaid