Hey… Pssst… Yeah, you there on the couch. Listen, if you’re not doing anything around lunchtime on February 6th, I have a suggestion for you.

Displaying a startling lack of good judgement, Dell Software has decided to put me in front of a virtual audience to present my “10 Ways To Abuse T-SQL” session. If you’re free, you might as well tune in and have a look. You can register here:

Updated: removed registration link, replaced with on-demand viewing link: https://software.dell.com/webcast-ondemand/-10-ways-to-abuse-tsql-ondemand-webinar827166/

I’ll do my best to keep you entertained for an hour, and maybe teach you something in the process. If not, well, it still gets me out of working for a while.

I’d like to thank Dell for giving me this opportunity. I’ve done a few presentations in my day, but this is by far the largest potential audience I’ve been in front of. Am I excited? Well, duh, what do you think?