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September 1, 2015 at 9:32 pm

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Eric M Russell SSC Guru Points: 125561 More actions · Answer 1

Psst! Hey Buddy! You wanna buy some source code?

Yuck, who let a sales repsentative for Red Hat wander into the data center? 😀

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September 2, 2015 at 7:35 am

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S (cript) KID(dy) Row?

david.gugg SSCertifiable Points: 6096 More actions · Answer 3

Ha, I liked this one!

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Eric M Russell (9/2/2015)
Psst! Hey Buddy! You wanna buy some source code?
Yuck, who let a sales repsentative for Red Hat wander into the data center? 😀

Oh dear...I feel someone trying to start a FW. 😎

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Geoff.Sturdy (9/2/2015)
S (cript) KID(dy) Row?

Nice 😀

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SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 6

I enjoyed this one. I have actually encountered this kind of thing at a couple of previous employers. The cartoon just makes those experiences funnier now.

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Eric M Russell SSC Guru Points: 125561 More actions · Answer 7

jckfla (9/3/2015)
Eric M Russell (9/2/2015)
Psst! Hey Buddy! You wanna buy some source code?
Yuck, who let a sales repsentative for Red Hat wander into the data center? 😀
Oh dear...I feel someone trying to start a FW. 😎

Look at the vendor's shirt; it's clearly intended to parody a Red Hat logo.

"Do not seek to follow in the footsteps of the wise. Instead, seek what they sought." - Matsuo Basho

SQLRNNR SSC Guru Points: 281334 More actions · Answer 8

Eric M Russell (9/3/2015)
jckfla (9/3/2015)
Eric M Russell (9/2/2015)
Psst! Hey Buddy! You wanna buy some source code?
Yuck, who let a sales repsentative for Red Hat wander into the data center? 😀
Oh dear...I feel someone trying to start a FW. 😎
Look at the vendor's shirt; it's clearly intended to parody a Red Hat logo.

I had to look hard to see that one.

Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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I have given a name to my pain...MCM SQL Server, MVP
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Posting Performance Based Questions - Gail Shaw[/url]
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Ed Wagner SSC Guru Points: 287026 More actions · Answer 9

Cute.

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September 8, 2015 at 2:41 pm

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Nice one.

Gary Varga SSC Guru Points: 82166 More actions · Answer 11

He's delivered. What more does anyone want? 😛

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