January 14, 2010 at 3:48 pm
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February 3, 2010 at 12:36 am
I should try that more often 😀
Very funny once again.
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February 3, 2010 at 7:02 am
GAH!!
Huh, didn't work this time.
February 3, 2010 at 3:33 pm
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It is now printed and taped to my desk!
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February 3, 2010 at 3:40 pm
Ray K (2/3/2010)
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It is now printed and taped to my desk!
I need to do that too.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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February 3, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Just between us, I had another version of this in which the performance accelerant was, um, breaking wind, but the editor didn't think it was family-friendly or something.
February 3, 2010 at 4:03 pm
If the wind ain't broke... don't fix it.
Nice article. I'm using synonyms like so many others.
It works better with SQL Compare.
Craig Outcalt
February 3, 2010 at 4:27 pm
gonickl (2/3/2010)
Just between us, I had another version of this in which the performance accelerant was, um, breaking wind, but the editor didn't think it was family-friendly or something.
That would have been funny too.
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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February 5, 2010 at 9:22 am
Best performance tip I've read all week 😀
November 2, 2011 at 11:11 pm
Haha Gah GAH !!!!!! I want more fast... :w00t:
November 3, 2011 at 8:03 am
Nice one.. 🙂
Thanks
November 3, 2011 at 9:57 am
I like it! Too bad I mostly work from home, the users can't hear me.
November 3, 2011 at 4:45 pm
KWymore (11/3/2011)
I like it! Too bad I mostly work from home, the users can't hear me.
That's what conference calls are for:-D:-D
Jason...AKA CirqueDeSQLeil
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