December 5, 2006 at 2:12 pm
here is a post to my blog looking for sql rulez - and offering sweet sweet swag in return
http://www.apexsql.com/blog/2006/12/da-rules.htm
Brian Lockwood
President
ApexSQL - SQL Developer Essentials
December 6, 2006 at 6:38 pm
I'm confused after reading the examples. Is this for purposes of humor? That is, the stupidest rules you can think of? Rules for the sake of rules?
(Why does nobody ever take the time to define metastandards?)
If it is for humor purposes, then I propose:
"No vowels may be used in naming any database objects except views, in which case only vowels or special characters may be used."
or "Table names must include the month in which they were created or the middle name of the creator, but never both."
and who could do without, "All columns must be of datatype Nvarchar(255) regardless of use."
December 7, 2006 at 2:17 pm
here are some more stupid rules!
Brian Lockwood
President
ApexSQL - SQL Developer Essentials
December 7, 2006 at 2:18 pm
and more ... (send in my people)
Brian Lockwood
President
ApexSQL - SQL Developer Essentials
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