May 18, 2009 at 7:51 pm
A SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says 'Can I join you?'
May 19, 2009 at 1:22 am
:w00t:
May 19, 2009 at 2:14 am
Very good :w00t:
May 19, 2009 at 2:38 am
😀 nice!
May 19, 2009 at 7:48 am
knock knock..
whos there?
sp
sp who?
spid1.. spid2.. spid 3..
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May 19, 2009 at 8:34 am
Ha ha ha :w00t:
May 19, 2009 at 8:39 am
Uhg! (To both of you.)
(Good ones. Made me groan in humor.)
- Gus "GSquared", RSVP, OODA, MAP, NMVP, FAQ, SAT, SQL, DNA, RNA, UOI, IOU, AM, PM, AD, BC, BCE, USA, UN, CF, ROFL, LOL, ETC
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May 19, 2009 at 8:45 am
i cant take credit for the sp_who one.. i read it somewhere.. cant remember where though.. made me chuckle though 😀
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