June 23, 2015 at 3:49 am
I see so many jobs for these guys.
Luckily, I am already quite big. But I feel sorry for the hobbits and small guys, who are otherwise perfectly qualified for the position.
Size-ist, that's what it is.
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June 23, 2015 at 4:44 am
I think engineering data should be a crime - it would be nice to send who engineer data to mislead into penal servitude, regardless of their size. Especially if there were any competent honest politicians left to make (and unmake) laws.
But it won't happen until after Turkeys have votes for Thanksgiving.
Tom
June 23, 2015 at 8:49 am
Big is all relative. The title here is about "big data", which is an overloaded, hyped term meaning multiple things from JSON structured data to lots of text files.
June 23, 2015 at 9:03 am
Being neither big nor an engineer I'm not really qualified to play with any data, but I do, and there are plenty of tables under the roof here which are in the hundreds of millions of rows.
Should I eat more?
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June 23, 2015 at 7:21 pm
Heh... there is no such thing as "Big Data". There's only 2 categories of data insofar as size... 1) that which you can handle and 2) that which you can't. ๐
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