Your Top 5 Favourite / Funniest Posts Ever

  • To try bring the levity back to the forums.  I'm curious what is everone's top five favourite / funniest posts from SSC? 

     

     PS:This not about best solution, start your own thread for that, I'll respond to that one too.

    Disclaimer: Stupid things might be seen here, no direct harm is meant by it.  Group hugs and smiles are free.  Please do not read further, or anymore for that matter for you might not agree with anything said here.

  • Now that disclaimer is too long... Can't remember the funniest posts ATM. Most likely when Sue tried to tick me, but I have no link.

  • you know remi - I actually have all the links saved in a text file somewhere for some of those posts were just so hilarious they would serve as a nice dose of the laughter medicine when things are beginning to look a little cloudy!

    Unfortunately I cannot post them because the people in the posts that're being made fun of will definitely get offended - and we don't want anymore of that happening, do we?!

    btw, the only Sue I know would never try to "tick" you - if you tell her what it means, she may remember!

    yes - the disclaimer is too long - some brevity is called for here! Work on it GPF^.. - you're on the right track though!







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  • Nothing in particular comes to mind... except all those sex related traits.

  • Actually I don't recall... I know I've attempted to be funny at times, but nothing comes to mind.

    I have been meaning to write a followup to many of the you've-got-to-be-kidding questions suggesting that they try the microsoft provided sp_domyjob procedure as a solution (of course, they would have had to have upgraded their server using the MiracleOccursHere service pack).

     

  • great five people who can't think or search for their ( thanks shushy) top 5 ...

    fine I 'll change the disclaimer..

    "Stupid things might be said by other people and possibly yourself. Try to have fun and keep your stick on the ice. (Smiles and group hugs are free) "

     

  • Put the group hugs back - that's always a nice touch!

    as for "search for there top 5" - what can I say but - (in my school-marmish voice) - THERE refers to location/place - THEIR on the other hand indicates possessive - as in "belonging to"!! You may've wanted to use the second spelling!

    A couple of great laughs that immediately come to (at least my) mind is the crayon eating one - the other is something with sswords and stopping the car if remi & I continued bickering...







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  • David Poole's query on the SUM and Location of hair is the best!!!!

    http://www.sqlservercentral.com/forums/shwmessage.aspx?forumid=61&messageid=148768

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  • thank you for that link farrell - I still haven't picked myself off the floor - and J.C's actually likeable in that one! (OMG - can't believe I said that - )

    oh - I just noticed - you cracked the "frickin' frackin'" problem! YAAAAAY!!!







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  • ain't cracked...  you know-it-all people can mask a URL with fancy-schmancy words (like Hair Thread). 

     

     

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  • you mean like this ?!?! Hair Thread







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  • heh... he said aint

  • frickin' frackin' show-offs!!!  (and tattle-tales...). 

     

     

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  • GPF^..most americans say "ain't" - you say "anit" - which's always struck me as very curious!!!







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  • who're we tattle-taling on ?!?!?!?!?!?!

    show-off yes - something I get to do so seldom thanks to remi and noel and farrell and ....need I go on ?!







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