I've titled this for Brent Ozar (web |@brento), What Would Brent Ozar Do, since he was the one that turned me on to this post about calculating your FU money. A polite way of describing FU money would be the money that allows you to live your life on your terms, without having to work again and without having to kowtow to anyone else, including your employer.

When I was younger, I was very money driven, looking for new jobs or ways that would allow me to earn more money. I have been in and out of consulting, always looking to move up in the world. As I grew older, had a family, and (hopefully) grew wiser, I realized that most of the time I hadn't be happier by making more money. Finding more money became a game, but the things that really helped me enjoy life were the challenges, the people, and the experiences I had in different places. It's not my advice, and it's not often followed, but it's advice I think it well worth following: do something with your life that you enjoy.

Most of us are not likely to get FU money early in our careers, but hopefully many of us will get close enough to live life on our terms when we retire. However this Friday, let's have fun for a minute and think about what it would mean if you had the winning lottery ticket next week and received a check equal to your FU money.

What would you do if you had the choice?

If you didn't have to work at your job anymore, would you go crazy like so many athletes. Would you keep your life relatively sane and embark on some other pursuit? Maybe you're follow your musical dreams, like Allan Hirt. Maybe you'd go back to school and study something that interests you, maybe you'd move to Hawaii and surf every day. Drop a note in the discussion that lets us know how you'd change your life.

I had this question put to me on vacation with some friends, and the first thing that popped into my mind is that I'd go work for Habitat for Humanity. I enjoy building things, working outside, and their mission is one that speaks to me. I hope that someday I'll retire from technology and go work with them, and I feel confident it will happen. Someday.

Steve Jones

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