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Thanksgiving 2012

  • November 21, 2012 at 8:33 pm

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  • November 21, 2012 at 10:11 pm

    #1561462

    HAPPY THANKS GIVING 🙂

    Hope this helps...

    Ford Fairlane
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  • November 21, 2012 at 10:31 pm

    #1561465

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    Thanks & Regards,
    Nakul Vachhrajani.
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  • November 21, 2012 at 11:28 pm

    #1561490

    Happy Thanksgiving for the US folks.

    Happy workday for all the rest 🙂

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  • November 21, 2012 at 11:51 pm

    #1561496

    Happy Thanksgiving

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  • November 22, 2012 at 12:06 am

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  • November 22, 2012 at 12:10 am

    #1561504

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    is anyone count(calories)?

  • November 22, 2012 at 1:38 am

    #1561514

    Good question, but the explanation is not helpful... Where is the BOL link for this?!?

    I don't want mess up dinner because the function doesn't work as expected...

    Best Regards,

    Chris Büttner

  • November 22, 2012 at 2:03 am

    #1561527

    Happy Thanksgiving

  • November 22, 2012 at 2:45 am

    #1561548

    ela.shaked.13 (11/22/2012)

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    is anyone count(calories)?

    No point - I thought everyone knew that Turkey contains negative calories and in fact automatically counterbalances everything else eaten on that day.

    (I wish)

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  • November 22, 2012 at 3:22 am

    #1561563

    Example:

    DECLARE @meateater char(1)

    -- Change if you like to eat dead things

    SET @meateater = 'N'

    IF @meateater = 'N'

    SELECT STUFF('Free_delicious_turkeys',6,9,'all_the_poor')

    ELSE

    SELECT STUFF('Free_delicious_turkeys',1,4,'Eat_all_the')

    Happy Thanksgiving USA!

    Go Pats!

    Now back to work...

  • November 22, 2012 at 3:26 am

    #1561564

    May your stuffing be tasty

    May your turkey plump,

    May your potatoes and gravy

    have nary a lump.

    May your yams be delicious

    and your pies take the prize,

    and may your Thanksgiving dinner

    stay off your thighs!

    *****Happy Thanksgiving to all*****

    :-):-):-):-):-)

  • November 22, 2012 at 3:34 am

    #1561567

    Happy thanksgiving 🙂

  • November 22, 2012 at 4:42 am

    #1561592

    Happy Thanksgiving.

    COUNT carefully the turkeys!


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  • November 22, 2012 at 6:31 am

    #1561617

    sqlnaive (11/22/2012)

    May your stuffing be tasty

    May your turkey plump,

    May your potatoes and gravy

    have nary a lump.

    May your yams be delicious

    and your pies take the prize,

    and may your Thanksgiving dinner

    stay off your thighs!

    *****Happy Thanksgiving to all*****

    :-):-):-):-):-)

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